Specifically, how long should it be for it to be a good roll in the hay?
If the discussion only involves the time of total penis insertion, the average runs about 5.4 minutes. Okay, that's 324 seconds just when it's in the honey pot.
too short 1-2 minutes
adequate 3-7 minutes
desirable 7-13 minutes
too long 10-30 minutes
But these times refer specifically to how long the penis is actually engaged in place. Do be a real dear: do sufficient preparatory work. Like 20 minutes' worth might be a good idea.
Once a guy took 35 minutes inside me. That was the only time. I was sore as can be, and exhausted. Damned heavy-handed tree-hugger!
Transplanted Tennessean in Montana
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Sunday, January 21, 2018
An Idiotic Bit of Legislation
Here is an example of foolishness that doesn't come from Congress.
Currently, there is a bill before the South Dakota legislature that makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to alter in any way the South Dakota state seal. Presumably, this would be to print it without the motto "Under God the People Rule" in the banner.
Surely this is notoriously against the First Amendment?
Here's the South Dakota state seal. What do you think?
Currently, there is a bill before the South Dakota legislature that makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to alter in any way the South Dakota state seal. Presumably, this would be to print it without the motto "Under God the People Rule" in the banner.
Surely this is notoriously against the First Amendment?
Here's the South Dakota state seal. What do you think?
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Sunday, October 29, 2017
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
Just an Awesome Song
Here's Percy Sledge singing "When a Man Loves a Woman."
Soul doesn't get better than this:
Soul doesn't get better than this:
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Tennessee's Second Base Law
Several years ago, he Tennessee General Assembly was currently on a morality kick, with a laissez-faire Republican Governor in office and a rapscallion corps of legislators trying to win the favor of their constituents that they stand for purity, religion, and the American Way. Among the bills of the current session are the infamous "Don't Say Gay" bill and another one making it okay to teach Creationism as an alternative theory to evolution. In a brilliant stroke, those legislators' may be attempting to rebut Darwin's theory by passing such stupid legislation.
But a trio of mossback legislators from East Tennessee were dining in a fern bar restaurant in Nashville and they noticed a young coups who were very fond of each other -- even to the point where the guy cupped his girl's boobs. They were shocked! And they resolved to do something effective to put this unseemly groping to a halt in the future.
An Act
[Their feeling was that Sunday should be given over to church matters, and not to carnal pleasures.]
Monday, September 25, 2017
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