Sunday, January 28, 2018

How Long Is Enough?

Specifically, how long should it be for it to be a good roll in the hay?

If the discussion only involves the time of total penis insertion, the average runs about 5.4 minutes. Okay, that's 324 seconds just when it's in the honey pot. 

too short   1-2 minutes
adequate   3-7 minutes
desirable   7-13 minutes
too long     10-30 minutes

But these times refer specifically to how long the penis is actually engaged in place.   Do be a real dear: do sufficient preparatory work. Like 20 minutes' worth might be a good idea.

Once a guy took 35 minutes inside me. That was the only time. I was sore as can be, and exhausted. Damned heavy-handed tree-hugger!

Sunday, January 21, 2018

An Idiotic Bit of Legislation

Here is an example of foolishness that doesn't come from Congress.  

Currently, there is a bill before the South Dakota legislature that makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to alter in any way the South Dakota state seal. Presumably, this would be to print it without the motto "Under God the People Rule" in the banner.

Surely this is notoriously against the First Amendment?

Here's the South Dakota state seal. What do you think?

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Fairy Tackles Dairy Offender

I'll leave it to you to read the whole story.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Just an Awesome Song

Here's Percy Sledge singing "When a Man Loves a Woman."

Soul doesn't get better than this:

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Tennessee's Second Base Law

Several years ago, he Tennessee General Assembly was currently on a morality kick, with a laissez-faire Republican Governor in office and a rapscallion corps of legislators trying to win the favor of their constituents that they stand for purity, religion, and the American Way. Among the bills of the current session are the infamous "Don't Say Gay" bill and another one making it okay to teach Creationism as an alternative theory to evolution. In a brilliant stroke, those legislators' may be attempting to rebut Darwin's theory by passing such stupid legislation.

But a trio of mossback legislators from East Tennessee were dining in a fern bar restaurant in Nashville and they noticed a young coups who were very fond of each other -- even to the point where the guy cupped his girl's boobs. They were shocked! And they resolved to do something effective to put this unseemly groping to a halt in the future.

They came up with a legislative act, which they presented to the State Assembly:

An Act

After ninety (90) days from the passage of this act, it shall be unlawful for males to fondle female human's breasts within the boundaries of Tennessee, unless the following conditions are met:

1. The persons involved include one (1) male human and one (1) female human.

2. Both members of the couple consent to this activity.

3. They are duly married to each other; and the date this fondling occurs is not on a Sunday.

[Their feeling was that Sunday should be given over to church matters, and not to carnal pleasures.]

4. Or, they have demonstrated some form of significant commitment to each other, whether in the form of a public betrothal or having dated exclusively for a period of no less that three (3) months, or dated exclusively for no less than ten (10 dates).

5. Each member of the offending couple shall be punished by a sentence of ten (10) days in jail and a fine of no less than $250.00.

[One of the original legislators wanted to require marriage for all groping activity, but a compromise with Memphis Democrats on the committee resulted in the agreed-upon ten days' or three months' requirement. As one Republican legislator put it, "I've been married for twelve years, and my wife still won't let me do that.]

Unfortunately, one of the major in-state newspapers referred to it as the Second Base Law.

Monday, September 25, 2017