And, if you wear it to class, suddenly everyone will be wondering why they missed seeing you before.
Only one possible problem: Suppose one of the boobs develops a slow leak? Would that be sufficient reason to abort a date early? Guys don't typically have a sense of humor about things like that!
Isn't Japanese technology wonderful and practical? They've developed a bra/swimsuit top in which you can press to enlarge your breast cup size. It's perfect for those special occasions when you feel that you must look formidable, or at least matronly, and don't expect to be checked out.
I have one concern: What if one of the cups develops a slow leak?