Sunday, January 28, 2018

How Long Is Enough?

Specifically, how long should it be for it to be a good roll in the hay?

If the discussion only involves the time of total penis insertion, the average runs about 5.4 minutes. Okay, that's 324 seconds just when it's in the honey pot. 

too short   1-2 minutes
adequate   3-7 minutes
desirable   7-13 minutes
too long     10-30 minutes

But these times refer specifically to how long the penis is actually engaged in place.   Do be a real dear: do sufficient preparatory work. Like 20 minutes' worth might be a good idea.

Once a guy took 35 minutes inside me. That was the only time. I was sore as can be, and exhausted. Damned heavy-handed tree-hugger!

Sunday, January 21, 2018

An Idiotic Bit of Legislation

Here is an example of foolishness that doesn't come from Congress.  

Currently, there is a bill before the South Dakota legislature that makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to alter in any way the South Dakota state seal. Presumably, this would be to print it without the motto "Under God the People Rule" in the banner.

Surely this is notoriously against the First Amendment?

Here's the South Dakota state seal. What do you think?

Tuesday, January 16, 2018