Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Funny Wedding Cake Toppers

The typical bride and groom cake toppers for wedding cakes feature romantic, enraptured couples.  It's relieving when they have a wedding cake with a sense of humor.  However, it should be the bride and groom that makes the decision, not the maid of honor or the mother of the bride.
I don't know what to make of the tossing of the garter custom.  It seems so tacky in some ways.  Why not toss the bride's Wonderbra?
A nice friendly squeeze,
or a preview of coming attractions?
This will probably not end well.
At least they won't need to divorce.
A little waist proximity there
God knows

A sailor went into port once too often.
Romantic kiss
Gay guys.
Scottish right.
Love story.
I married the sheriff.
Fishing for a guy.
Someone should do research to see if having humorous components in a wedding ceremony makes for an increased risk of the marriage ultimately ending in divorce.
Who knows?  Maybe those married by Elvises in Las Vegas wedding chapels are more likely to stay together. 


  1. That's an interesting question, Heidi.

    The girdle toss is too much, methinks also. Why not a bra toss, indeed?

  2. I think humorous components would help to get started out on the right foot.

  3. I really like the butt-squeezing one.

  4. Bra-tossing should be done by the bride.

  5. Yep, I vote for the bra toss!