News from Port St. Lucie

A dastardly defecating desperado may have targeted a woman's home in Port St. Lucie, depositing piles of poop in and around the pool.

Police on Sept. 21 documented the first caca caper at the Southeast Jason Avenue residence, according to recently released records.

The homeowner said she arrived about 6 p.m. and found someone sliced a hole in her screen door leading to the pool. Nothing had been stolen from the patio area, but "someone had dumped feces into her pool," a report states.

"I observed this feces sitting in the pool and it did not appear to be caused by an animal, but by a human," the report states.