A priest from San Francisco, another one from New York, and a third one from Chicago together had an interview with God, and each was allowed one question.
The priest from San Francisco asked, "God, there are times when nature is cruel. Will there ever come a time in which there are no more earthquakes in my city?"
God replied, "There will be, but not in your lifetime."
Then the priest from New York asked, "God, we are beset with a high crime rate. Will there ever be a time when New York will be rid of crime?"
God replied, "There will be, but not in your lifetime."
Finally, the priest from Chicago asked, "God, will there ever be a time in which the Cubs win the World series?"
God replied, "There will be, but not in MY lifetime!"
I'm afraid that's the case/
ReplyDeleteA profound theological lesson.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed this joke.
ReplyDeleteWe tell that joke here in DC, but the third priest wants to know about the Washington Nationals, who make the Cubs look good.
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