A previously-uncited reason for not getting pregnant out of wedlock:
Being referred to as someone's "baby mama."
An undersung reason for affiliation with one or the other political parties:
Not being labeled "undecided."
An undercited reason for not driving from Missoula to Minneapolis:
Having to drive through South Dakota.
A good reason for not living in Tennessee:
Having to choose between the stupid Democrats and the stupid Republicans.
The best reason for not living in the South:
The fetish over "sweet tea."
The real problem with living in the Northwest:
If you want to travel East, you either have to leave at an ungodly early or late hour.
Why not try to save money by buying a large bag of potato chips:
Because you tend to graze at other times.
Why I'm glad I'm not Scottish:
Why I'm glad I'm not a urologist:
No reasons need citing.