Monday, March 18, 2013

Uncited Reasons

A previously-uncited reason for not getting pregnant out of wedlock:
Being referred to as someone's "baby mama."

An undersung reason for affiliation with one or the other political parties:
Not being labeled "undecided."

An undercited reason for not driving from Missoula to Minneapolis:
Having to drive through South Dakota.

A good reason for not living in Tennessee:
Having to choose between the stupid Democrats and the stupid Republicans.

The best reason for not living in the South:
The fetish over "sweet tea."

The real problem with living in the Northwest:
If you want to travel East, you either have to leave at an ungodly early or late hour.

Why not try to save money by buying a large bag of potato chips:
Because you tend to graze at other times.

Why I'm glad I'm not Scottish:
Haggis

Why I'm glad I'm not a urologist:
No reasons need citing.



3 comments:

  1. So we won't find you sitting down to a meal of haggis and sweet tea?

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  2. I'll pass up haggis and sweet tea too.

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  3. If "having to choose between the stupid Democrats and the stupid Republicans" is a reason for not living in Tennessee, it's an equally good reason for not living much of anywhere else in today's US of A.

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