Monday, February 8, 2016

The 'Super Bowl Babies' Commercial

Am I the only one stunned by the "Super Bowl Babies" commercial? The commercial, if you had taken a pee or went to fetch a advertised Super Bowl-sponsored beer and didn't see them, featured groups of cute children in different groups plus some adults who were born nine months after the parents' preferred team won the Super Bowl.

Is the N.F.L. saying that your team winning the Super Bowl is an occasion for unprotected coitus? Of course, the horny parents could be married, but there's no way of knowing.

This series of commercials could be a harbinger for others, like the parents buy a new Toyota. They immediately drive off into the park, get into the back seat for a celebratory screw. Or the Doritos makes you horny commercial. Or sometime incorporate a strip into the product ad leading up to standing intercourse.

At least hopefully we won't see Clydesdale sex!



4 comments:

  1. The kids were cute; but the adults looked kind of chagrined!

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  2. Sorry, but I didn't watch the SB this year. Not even for the commercials.

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  3. The Super Bowl is the apotheosis of hype, with the coverage, the ads, and the glitzy halftime show. Overdone. The little kids and the pirate girl were cute

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