Thursday, November 10, 2011

Questions to Think About

If nothing sticks to teflon, what makes the teflon stick to the pan?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

If people from Poland are called "Poles" are people from Holland called "Holes?"

Can you cry under water?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why do they call a building a building when it is alread built?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

3 comments:

  1. "When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?" - Probably the same thing the signs held by striking mimes say.

    "Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?" - In Washington, DC - yes.

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  2. A conspirator theorist may raise the alarum that some words in Webster's Unabridged Dictionary are misspelled.

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  3. I am intrigued now: do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Probably not vegans, though.

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