According to Men's Health magazine, these are the most sexually satisfied cities in the U.S. Five of the ten were in the Midwest. This was based on condom sales, birth rates, and sales of sex toys.
1. Indianapolis, Ind.
2. Columbus, Ohio
3. Fort Wayne, Ind.
4. Cincinnati, Ohio
5. Salt Lake City, Utah
6. San Antonio, Texas
7. Denver, Colo.
8. Austin, Texas
9. Boise City, Idaho
10. Chicago, Ill.
How did your city do? Go to this site to find out:
Nashville ranked 32nd; Billings 85th. New York managed only a feeble 90th.
Mayor Bloomberg should take this data to heart; and get New Yorkers up to speed when in comes to orgasms.
In the meantime, count Indianapolis as the Kinky Capital of the U.S. This gives another dimension to those corn-fed Colts fans in The Middle.