A lady has bosoms, a bust or a breast,
Those beautiful swellings that bulge 'neath her vest.
They are towers of ivory, sheaves of new wheat,
In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat.
You may speak of her nipples as fingers of fire,
With hardly a question of raising her ire.
But by Rabelais' beard, she will throw several fits,
If you speak of them, roundly, as good honest...
Okay, according to Oscar Brand, the using of the word 'tits' is a no-no. Unless we're talking about a type of birds.
But is that true? Over several nights in a watering hole, I asked ladies present their opinions on each of these terms. Here's the results. Be mindful that these are all young, unmarried women living in Montana and going to a university. All had at least a drink in her:
Breasts 100%
Bosoms 100%
Boobies 80%
Boobs 70%
Tits 40%
Hooters 20%
Fun Bags 0%
I don't know if this would apply countrywide, as my survey was small, and Montana might be a special case.
After all, we have a Teton River. It's not big by Eastern standards, but we call it one.
Breasts do fine, thank you!
ReplyDeleteIn my case, just so they dont refer to them being too small, like mosquito bites or the like.
ReplyDeleteKristen is right. Breasts do just fine. Very fine.
ReplyDeleteI object to hooters and tits. Funbags is below the pale.
ReplyDeleteHooters is a family restaurant where you get good chicken wings.
ReplyDeleteI asked Jennifer, and she endorsed boobs. Not too bothered by tits, but fun bags bothered her.
ReplyDeleteGood to know.
Kristen and Mike are both right.
ReplyDeleteOur boobs make the world go round!
ReplyDeleteAloha
Fun Bags xD...
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