Sunday, March 23, 2014

Guessing a Woman's Age

A woman had a face lift, and on the way back to her first day of work, after recuperating; she stopped  at a gas station.  She asked the clerk, "How old do you think I am"?

 The clerk squints his eyes and studies her closely and replied, "You are 32 or 33 years old"?

The woman replied, "I am 47 years old."  The clerk told her, "That is unbelievable."

She left, and decided to stop at a McDonalds restaurant. There she asked a teen behind the counter,"How old do you think I am"?

The teen squinted his eyes and studied her closely and replied, "You're 33 or 34 years old"? 

The woman replied,"I am 47 years old."

The teen told her that she doesn't look any where near that old.
As the woman entered the elevator at the building where she worked, she noticed that the only two people on the elevator were herself and a man.  She asked the man, "How old do you think I am"?

The man replied that he can tell the age of any woman by holding one of her breasts in his hand. The woman thought to herself that it was just the two of them on the elevator, and then told the man to go for it.

He slipped his hand into her blouse, looked her in the eye and said, "You are 47 years old."

The woman replied, "That is absolutely unbelievable.  Are you some kind of person with extrasensory perception"?

The man replied, "No.  I was in line behind you at McDonalds."