An elderly Mormon visits his doctor and asks if he’ll live to be a hundred.
“Do you smoke or drink?” asks the doctor.
“Those things have never and will never touch my lips,” says the man.
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?”
“Nope, don’t believe in doing any of that, either.”
“Well then,” says the doctor, “what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”
Good question.
ReplyDeleteThe reason is to watch all the people die that pissed you off over your lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI plan on living forever. So far, so good!
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