Two southerners stop in for a bite to eat, while discussing their moonshine operation. A woman at another table begins to cough. Pretty soon she is choking. One southerner says to her "Can yer breathe?" She shakes her head..no. He asks: "Can yer talk?" She shakes her head..No. He gets up, walks over to her, lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties and licks her on one butt cheek. The woman is so shocked by this, she coughs up the food she had been choking on. The southerner slowly walks back to the table to join his partner. The other southerner says "I done heard about that there HIND LICK manuver, but I've never seen it done."
I've never actually had to use that butt I have practiced.
ReplyDeleteIf the woman was wearing thong underwear, the hillbilly could have saved the valuable time it took to pull down her panties to apply treatment.
ReplyDeleteThongs save lives!
Nice joke.
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