Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sex and Fishing in Montana

They might be apocryphal, but supposedly Montana has three strange laws.

1. The missionary style is the only position allowed between a man and a woman.

2. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
3. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Damn! Maybe the legislators need to do something about the first one. After all, many women particularly like cowgirl-style, and they vote! Can you imagine the campaign we could wage and use this bumper sticker:

Montana Fillies Do It Cowgirl-Style

As for the second one: I like to fish, but I'm unmarried। Should I ask guys out on a fishing date, or is that too forward? Maybe my legislator could take me fishing। I promise that I will bait my own hooks.

As for the sheep in trucks: maybe it should be sufficient for the sheep to be consenting।


  1. Surely the second one was passed by the legislature as a joke. Hopefully, it's not enforced!

  2. Shite! The missionary position is the least imaginative one!

  3. I like to fish. Does this mean that I have to marry some clod so I can do so in Montana?

  4. Maybe it's just me, but I think the whole thing sounds fishy...

  5. Heidi, wear Daisies, halter, and tennis shoes, and pack a nice picnic lunch for this for you and a fine stalwart cowboy who is piscatorially-inclined. Turn a lemon into a lemonade.

  6. ept -- fishing is not a prelude to sex!