Sunday, April 14, 2013

Letting It ALL Hang Out in the Volunteer State

A former Vice-Mayor William Blakeley of Mt. Carmel, TN was accused by three women of waving and honking his horn to get their attention and then exposed himself while driving more than 90 mph, reported WJHL.

Basically, this amounted to drive-by masturbation at 90 miles per hour.

What I am not able to do is figure out how he simultaneously exposed himself and drove at speeds of 90 mph.  Throw in honking.  Cruise control plus yoga?

Who says they don't know how to have a good time in NE Tennessee?


  1. '..not able to do is figure out..'

    I thought that same thing when I read about this. If I wanted to do that I would have to..nope couldn't do that. What about... nope that's impossible too. How about.....

  2. He must be an amazing contortionist!

  3. Every time I think I've heard it all, Heidi comes up with another amazing story. This fellow probably has a brilliant future in Washington, DC (at either the federal or the city government level) if he wants it.

  4. Why did he do it? Was it on a dare, to to boldly go where no man had ever gone before.