Friday, August 28, 2015

Guys and Christmas Trees

The only thing most guys know about Christmas trees is what they 'know' about girlfriends' chests: If it's real, say it looks artificial. If it's artificial, say it looks real.
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4 comments:

  1. MikeAugust 28, 2015 at 11:25 PM

    I didn't know this rule. So I guess my squeeze test is not appropriate?

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  2. Linda KayAugust 29, 2015 at 7:27 AM

    Really?

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  3. BilboAugust 31, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    Christmas trees are spiky and scratchy. Girlfriends' chests are soft and warm. What more do you need to know?

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    1. DeenaAugust 31, 2015 at 4:27 PM

      If she likes, go on a fact-finding mission.

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