Monday, August 1, 2016

Overly Attached Girlfriend

Some girls are so happy that they have a boyfriend. Tammy was one of those. She became one of those overly attached girlfriends, expecting Matt to call her twice each night, and always had a lot of questions and advice about him and his buds that he saw .  .  .  . too often, in Tammy's opinion.

She also tended to advise Matt on what he should wear. Lately, she became anxious about his g.f. tackle. Was he careful, did he wear a supporter, what he called his Matt strap. Anyway, she just liked to assure herself that it was all still there.

Matt wished Tammy would keep those moments private.


5 comments:

  1. Hmmm...
    Not certain if I should be happy or sad that I've never had such an attached girlfriend.

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  2. "g.f. tackle" That's a new one. I like it. It's not even in the Urban Dictionary.

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  3. Yes, that is an overly attached girlfriend. And nosy, too.

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  4. g.f. tackle is guy's private parts.

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