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The Sexiest North American Accent

The online dating website Cupid.com recently reported a new survey regarding the most attractive accent in North America. They surveyed over 2,000 men and women registered on  this dating site and found that the Southern drawl is the clearly preferred accent among the online dating populace, particularly among men.   This accent was preferred by 36.5% of those surveyed.

So how did the other regional accents do?

2) New York – 16.5 percent

3) Western – 13 percent

4) New England – 10.5 percent

5) New Jersey – 7 percent

6) Canadian – 7 percent

7) Midwestern – 5.5 percent

8) Mid-Atlantic – 4 percent

Arkansas Teacher Dress Code

As reported in the Arkansas Times, Superintendent Dexter Suggs of the Little Rock School District announced a new teacher dress code for the 2014-2015 school year.

It bans flip flops, jeans and miniskirts and requires teachers wear underwear and bras and not show bare midriffs.  Furthermore, see-through or sheer clothing is forbidden, and tattoos should not be visible, if possible.

I guess those Arkansas teachers with neck tattoos must wear turtleneck shirts.

Is there no wiggle room for when bulky sweaters are worn?

Also, are male teachers also required to wear bras?

Mandatory

Different Cheeks

Richard Wonders Why He Doesn't Have a Girlfriend

I think I Would Look Happier Than That!

Some Things That Scare Women

*Getting naked -- Most women enjoy a relatively narrow window of comfort for getting naked in front of someone else. It’s likely to be soon after our 19^th birthday, perhaps between 7 and 8 pm on a Tuesday. That’s about it. The rest of the time, the thought of letting another human being—especially a male human being with amorous intentions—see us in the altogether can be extremely disconcerting. We’re painfully aware of our flaws (even the ones invisible to others), and usually prefer to keep them hidden by clothing or dimmed lights.

*Gravity -- As the saying goes, Rome fell and one day, Honey, so will you. After the age of 28 or childbirth, whichever comes first, nothing on a woman stays in its original location. Our eyelids, jowls, breasts, bellies, butts, and knees all start to sag in what can only be explained as a terrible design flaw. And since we can’t all pay to have our droopy parts relocated, the fear of gravity and its effects contributes heavily to the previously mentioned fear of getting naked, and to the next item on our list.

*The gift of lingerie --  Unless she happens to be within that previously mentioned narrow window of comfort for getting naked in front of another person, nearly every woman cringes at the thought of opening a gift from her man to find some lacy, transparent, completely impractical garment. Yes, we know it’s the thought that counts. Yes, we know in his own way he’s trying to be flattering. But good lord, does he really expect us to strap on that silly deal he found at Skanky Ho’s “R” Us? And does he think that when we do, we’ll look like the woman he saw in the Victoria’s Secret catalog or perform like the one he saw in a porn movie? Does he realize we’re going to feel like a right fool when our non-surgically-enhanced, non-airbrushed parts are flopping around with nothing to support them but a couple of pasties and a few , strategically placed lengths of floss? Now that’s scary!

*Bra or swimsuit shopping --  Nothing make a woman feel less secure about herself than stepping into a harshly lit dressing room with an armload of garments designed by sadists to make her feel lumpy and inadequate. She just knows it’s going to end badly.

*Late periods.  Unless they were left out of sentences.

*Meeting His Parents