Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Changing Rate of Orgasms in South Dakota

Scientists at the Institute for Sex Research were puzzled at some data regarding a peculiar change in rate of orgasms for South Dakota. During Spring and Summer, South Dakota ranked 17th of the 50 states in frequency of orgasms (just ahead of Arkansas); but the Coyote State's rate dropped to 47th (just ahead of Massachuetts). Some researchers hypothesized that this was due to Seasonal Affective Disorder.

However, a simpler explanation was found to be the real reason. South Dakotans wear mittens in the winter.


  1. And they won't take them off! It also cuts wown the rate of text messaging there.