Wednesday, January 5, 2011

A Musical Accompaniment

Sometimes in the world of odd things reality is too strange: more than my unimaginative mind could possibly make up.

Now for most of us the occasion of using a toilet is a dreary chore; something that we're slightly embarassed about and so we are as circumspect as possible. But no more!

Maybe all we really needed was a musical accompaniment for out efforts. Now just think of how more cheery things would be if, when you reached for the t-p, the dispenser would play a nice little tune!

Just look at this site and use your imagination:
http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/tt.shtml

Let's see . . . .

For Southern patriots, they can wipe to the tune of "Dixie."

And you just have to direct your feet to the tune of "Singing in the Rain."

Once a year, you can surprise your family members with a fine rendition of "Happy Birthday." No, there won't be any replay of "Sixteen Candles" this year.

Old karaoke hams can sing along to "My Way."

The deluded among us can dream to "Over the Rainbow" and put on their red slippers.

Patriotic airs, such as "The Star-Spangled Banner" and "God Bless America" can be played. Somehow, I shrink at this irreverence.

Plaintive ballards such as "Love Me Tender" and "Yesterday" and "You Are My Sunshine" are for the choosing.

But there is no pleasure more satisfying than to have your roommate come back slightly inebriated, she deciding to use the toilet before going beddy-bye and sleeping it off, and then getting serenaded to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"!

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