Helena, Montana has a law that states that a woman may not dance on a table in a saloon unless she is wearing at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
My Question is, how do they know? Is there a unit in the Helena Police Department that visits saloons with scales?
Is there much of that sort of thing going on lately? Is it okay when the legislature is not in session?
Excuse me while I weigh my clothing. Hmmm.....So much for not wearing a bra. Should I put on windbreaker and hat as well?
And, of course, socks. Maybe also wear running shoes.