Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Pick-Up Lines to Use on Engineering Chicks

The Ultimate List of Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks

1.  I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

2.  You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

3.  Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time
approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

4.  My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always

5.  Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

6.  Wanna come back to my room?  ...and see my 166Mhz Pentium?

7.  How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

8.  You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

9.  You're sweeter than glucose.

10.  We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

11.  Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you
and me?

12.  Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

13.  Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

14. Isn't your e-mail address

15.  You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!


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  2. (typo fixed)
    Why just approach infinity? Just go there and be done with it!

  3. Sometimes beig forward is the best approach.

  4. Engineers definitely know the sure way to a girl's heart.

  5. I think these are lines used by engineering guys to pick up any chicks...which would explain why engineering chicks say that the most effective birth control method of engineering guys is their personality.

  6. "You have the most impressive cantilever of any girl in the place!"